Dina Moon - Human Glow Stick

Wake up and see the places
It's all you got and all you take
You don't have to fall to pieces
You have to prove it
Make up your pretty face it's a lovely trip - a lovely place
You got one life here to make it
For the movies

Do you feel singled out
Do you feel less than all the rest
You know it's interchangeable
That spotlight and the pain
I want to get on top of this
I want to build that trust again
And if I give it all I got I'm sure
You'd do the same

"For the Movies" - Buckcherry



Good early mornin' people! Yep, it's just shy of 6 am on this lovely Tuesday - course, I've been awake since 3:30 am. Yep, it was me who had the bright idea to fall asleep at 9:45 last night, barely 15 minutes into "The Way We Were", only to grind my teeth ALL NIGHT LONG (I'm surprised I don't have those little pointy pygmy teeth)& awaken with a nasty headache....but why, you ask - what am I worried about? Well, if I didn't know better, I'd think it might be time for another.....BOOBDATE!

Extra, extra, read all about it! Woman with uncooperative boob takes experimental meds! Now she's growing horns, or dew claws, or several other boobs - just kidding. Here's the good news - drain removed (whelrkj#$:O*$%&&^#O!!!!!!!!!!...and that's a REALLY, REALLY BAD WORD), no more gigantic boob pimples that cause leaky fluid (thus far, at least), AND now sporting the super sensual sports bra! That's not even a joke, either. Every time I had to put on that surgical bra I craved hair nets and chanted "gravy on those potatoes"? I feel GREAT - mostly. I've even managed to start cleaning my house again - sort of. Have I hopped on the hot tamale train to super boobdom??? I think it's a bit premature to assume everything is hunky dory just yet, especially when you hear the other news.

Bad girl, right boob! Very, very bad girl! Apparently, she does not enjoy being all hot and supple. No...she would prefer to run around all knotty and lumpy, so we grow excess scar tissue at a rate that slightly exceeds the speed of light (think of that meteor grass that grew all over Steven King in "Creepshow"). Scar tissue pushes on implant, fluids collect, trouble ensues. So, what is a girl to do? Usher in the age of medicine....how about brand new medicine that just came onto the market? How about medicine that is so new that you can't even Google it (yes, I Googled)? Yikes, Doc! Are you sure about this??? Apparently yes, since I'm picking up said experimental meds this morning for a two month trial run.

Fast forward 2 weeks....will I glow in the dark? Turn into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? Have super-powers? Attract hot vampires? Guess we'll have to wait and see. In the meantime, we'll keep on keepin' on. Kevin is doing a GREAT job with the other medical prescription - the boob massage. He doesn't seem to mind at all!